For Halloween (or Reunions)
Blood's thicker than water...and tastier.
Why I Network
Heavy PR compensates for mediocre talent.
Stop
I should, but I probably won't.
Inspiration
Beat it like a rented muse.
Point Break Heartbreak
Nobody puts Swayze in the coroner's!
Ideal Corporate-Conservative Health Plan
Staff cuts followed by staph infection.
Good News From the Coroner
Your child wasn't molested...just murdered.
Prophet Margin
Exxon Pangalatic: now drilling in Uranus.
Quittin' Time Rage
Tonight I'm punching out...my boss.
Weapons of Masturbation
Terraforming brought to you by Halliburton.
The Road Not Taken
I took it...and got lost.
Campus Cruising
Worst slogan ever, "Practice Safe Rape."
Ironic Neighbors on Amsterdamn Avenue
A stationary store, and mobile one.