For Halloween (or Reunions)
Blood's thicker than water...and tastier.

Why I Network
Heavy PR compensates for mediocre talent.

Stop
I should, but I probably won't.

Inspiration
Beat it like a rented muse.

Point Break Heartbreak
Nobody puts Swayze in the coroner's!

Ideal Corporate-Conservative Health Plan
Staff cuts followed by staph infection.

Good News From the Coroner
Your child wasn't molested...just murdered.

Prophet Margin
Exxon Pangalatic: now drilling in Uranus.

Quittin' Time Rage
Tonight I'm punching out...my boss.

Weapons of Masturbation
Terraforming brought to you by Halliburton.

The Road Not Taken
I took it...and got lost.

Campus Cruising
Worst slogan ever, "Practice Safe Rape."

Ironic Neighbors on Amsterdamn Avenue
A stationary store, and mobile one.